Mandatory Suggestions For Eating Well In DC
Our Savior is intent on collectively improving health by banning popular foodstuffs that are bad for us (we can call it “prohibition” since that has a great ring to it). If Obama can keep his BMI index...
View ArticleGQ’s Michael Wolff Will Never Get A Table At The Restaurant At The End Of The...
Updated! TWICE!! Let us now consider the case of Michael Wolff, a mindless jerk who’ll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. While most ape descendants on this insignificant little...
View ArticleHero Restaurant Manager Drops Mic Over Religious Pamphlets Left As Tips
Anyone who has ever been a server for any length of time has at one point or another been subjected to a religious tract in lieu of a tip. When you see what looks like a $20, only to have it be the...
View ArticleStudy Finds Higher Minimum Wage Does Not Destroy Economy, Wingnuts Gon’ Be SO...
Greedy worker Oh hey, a $15 minimum wage is not crashing the economy like opponents said it would. Are you shocked?! We’re shocked! (We are not shocked.) So, you guys remember Seattle? Of course you do...
View ArticleRemember When Elizabeth Warren Literally Murdered Donald Trump On The...
AHOY WONKERS, HOW’S TRICKS? We are fine, thank you for asking. Welcome to Saturday, the day when we deliver unto you the weekly Top Ten List, full of all your favorites from this past week! READ THEM...
View ArticleBigot Diners Take Brave Stand Against Server They Wrongly Assume Is A Dang...
Another day, another weird freaking couple deciding to take a stand by refusing to tip the server who just spent an hour or so of her time waiting on them. Adam Dart and his wife were dining at Jess’...
View ArticleVegan Restaurant Owners #Triggered Just Because Diner Didn’t Want To See...
This actually didn’t even happen in Portland There is a vegan restaurant in Memphis called Imagine Vegan Cafe. We have never been there because LOL vegan food. Next time we get a hankering to eat sand,...
View ArticleNew York Restaurateur Wishes ‘Servant’ Waitstaff Still Knew Their Place
William Jack Degel, the founder of the “Uncle Jack’s Steakhouse” chain of restaurants in New York City and star of the Food Network’s Restaurant Steakout, stopped by Fox & Friends today to whine...
View ArticleImagine A Vegan Restaurant Where Ranch Dressing Costs Extra But The Buttholes...
Factcheck this happened in Memphis. Perhaps you remember the biggest American story of the year 2017, which was called #ButtholeGate. Perhaps you recall a Memphis restaurant called Imagine Vegan Cafe,...
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